So, I'm at work on the accursed profile, an assignment for one of my accursed classes. I swear, my professors this quarter got together and had this conversation.
Prof. 1: "Since this is her last quarter, why don't we just grind her face into the dust every chance we get!"
Prof 2: "Sounds like a plan."
Where was I? Ah yes, the profile. I'm calling the first draft the "Grey Gardens" draft because it's like the Grey Gardens house before Jackie O. stepped in and helped clean it up - not fit for human company or consumption. The hope is that what I hand in on Wednesday is up to Jackie O.-restoration level. Of course, I don't have a Jackie O., so...